I desire only to know the truth, and to live as well as I can--Socrates
Whahaha! I picked up an Onion collection once, and the first headline I happened to see was "Dolphins Grow Thumbs, Humanity Says 'Oh Shit'" or something to that effect. I worked circulation at the public library at the time, and I laughed so loud I caught the attention of the reference librarian at the opposite end of the building.
I didn't know until recently that they even had videos up there. It has become a real time sucker for me, yet sooooo enjoyable!